Traditional Archery Discussions on the Leatherwall


You know you are getting older when ????

Messages posted to thread:
Leathercutter 18-Nov-22
RD 18-Nov-22
RonP 18-Nov-22
George D. Stout 18-Nov-22
Box Call 71 18-Nov-22
JusPassin 18-Nov-22
Silverback 18-Nov-22
Lastmohecken 18-Nov-22
TradToTheBone 18-Nov-22
Billy Knight 18-Nov-22
Moleman1 18-Nov-22
2 bears 18-Nov-22
HEXX 18-Nov-22
Darryl/Deni 18-Nov-22
tradslinger 18-Nov-22
2FLETCH 18-Nov-22
arlone 18-Nov-22
Nemophilist 18-Nov-22
Don T. Lewis 18-Nov-22
Greenstyk 18-Nov-22
Andy Man 18-Nov-22
bluesman 18-Nov-22
bradsmith2010santafe 18-Nov-22
soap creek 18-Nov-22
DanaC 18-Nov-22
Scoop 18-Nov-22
Bassmaster 18-Nov-22
Nemophilist 18-Nov-22
Nemophilist 18-Nov-22
David Mitchell 18-Nov-22
sagebrush 18-Nov-22
iowacedarshooter 18-Nov-22
Rick Barbee 18-Nov-22
Nomad 18-Nov-22
Wapiti - - M. S. 18-Nov-22
Box Call 71 18-Nov-22
Poppy 18-Nov-22
BigStriper1 18-Nov-22
eddie c 18-Nov-22
MCNSC 18-Nov-22
Babysaph 18-Nov-22
bowhunt 19-Nov-22
TGbow 19-Nov-22
Harleywriter 19-Nov-22
rare breed 19-Nov-22
Bushytail 19-Nov-22
PhantomWolf 19-Nov-22
TGbow 19-Nov-22
Babysaph 19-Nov-22
Gun 19-Nov-22
Woods Walker 19-Nov-22
TGbow 19-Nov-22
HEXX 19-Nov-22
Box Call 71 19-Nov-22
Batman 19-Nov-22
Bob Rowlands 19-Nov-22
Krag 19-Nov-22
pondscum2 19-Nov-22
Woods Walker 19-Nov-22
DanaC 20-Nov-22
Box Call 71 21-Nov-22
redheadlover 21-Nov-22
Box Call 71 21-Nov-22
N Y Yankee 21-Nov-22
blind squirrel 21-Nov-22
Box Call 71 21-Nov-22
Box Call 71 21-Nov-22
Woods Walker 21-Nov-22
2Wild Bill 21-Nov-22
TrapperKayak 21-Nov-22
Yellah Nocks 21-Nov-22
Woods Walker 21-Nov-22
Bowcrazytw 21-Nov-22
Nemah 21-Nov-22
stilldub 21-Nov-22
cobra 22-Nov-22
ahunter76 22-Nov-22
Woods Walker 22-Nov-22
Rick Barbee 22-Nov-22
Batman 22-Nov-22
Donut 22-Nov-22
Krueger 23-Nov-22
4FINGER 23-Nov-22
TrapperKayak 23-Nov-22
MStyles 24-Nov-22
Driver 24-Nov-22
Woods Walker 24-Nov-22
MStyles 24-Nov-22
Two-more-steps 24-Nov-22
Box Call 71 24-Nov-22
Codjigger 25-Nov-22
Batman 25-Nov-22
Bob Rowlands 25-Nov-22
MStyles 25-Nov-22
Codjigger 25-Nov-22
Will tell 25-Nov-22
Box Call 71 25-Nov-22
hunterbob 25-Nov-22
TrapperKayak 25-Nov-22
PhantomWolf 26-Nov-22
Woods Walker 26-Nov-22
Red Beastmaster 26-Nov-22
Nemophilist 26-Nov-22
4FINGER 26-Nov-22
HEXX 26-Nov-22
Batman 26-Nov-22
Mr.Strongbow 26-Nov-22
PhantomWolf 27-Nov-22
trad_bowhunter1965 27-Nov-22
Box Call 71 27-Nov-22
Box Call 71 27-Nov-22
Codjigger 27-Nov-22
Woods Walker 27-Nov-22
David 02-Dec-22
30pt buck 02-Dec-22
JMartin 02-Dec-22
Bigdog 21 02-Dec-22
Tradmike 02-Dec-22
David McLendon 02-Dec-22
bowhunt 03-Dec-22
offtheshelf 03-Dec-22
Foggy Mountain 03-Dec-22
Box Call 71 06-Dec-22
From: Leathercutter
Date: 18-Nov-22




You know you are gaining years when you see a post that speaks about the "Hay days of the 1970's" and you remember shooting in the 1940'sand 1950's. Gotta love this sport of ours

From: RD
Date: 18-Nov-22




I slept in this morning 14 degrees with 20 mile an hour winds. 20 years ago I would have been out there!

From: RonP
Date: 18-Nov-22




i have definitely become more of a fair-weather hunter. i do not have the interest or drive i once had to hunt.

From: George D. Stout
Date: 18-Nov-22




What RonP said, I'm catching up on other things when the wind is cold, humid and nasty...like it is right now. I have some beautiful douglas fir shafts to work on also. I wasn't born until 1946 so I didn't shoot in the 40's, but I did in the 50's. :) I have the "jernt pains" to tell me that I'm aging as well.

From: Box Call 71
Date: 18-Nov-22




Filled the feeders this morning and did some yard work.22 this morning and windier than a used car salesman.thinking some taters and onions in my iron skillet sounds good on this cold day.i don’t hunt the cold like I used to.

From: JusPassin
Date: 18-Nov-22




Nope, same here. I avoid sits at temps below 20, just don't see the value anymore. Back in the 60's I'd be sitting there with icicles hanging from my bow.

From: Silverback
Date: 18-Nov-22




I shot a doe on Wed. I was all alone and by the time I dragged it, field dressed it and loaded it into the back of my side by side I was out of breath. At 74 hunting alone can be difficult.

From: Lastmohecken
Date: 18-Nov-22




It used to be I could load a heavy deer by myself, but now days, when I kill one on the farm, it's usually only half a mile or less to the house. I just drag it with my four-wheeler or side by side to the house, being careful not to drag it thru a cow pile if I can help it, before I get there.

Once I remember, I killed a little buck, but it ran down the side of the mountain onto someone else's land where I met the landowner who was hunting also. And I had just had a hernia operation. He helped me drag it up the mountain to the road but didn't help me load it, because my truck was not there. Then I had to call my brother-in-law to come and load it for me. I think he also helped me hang it and process it too. I was pretty useless that day.

From: TradToTheBone
Date: 18-Nov-22




I move slower, don’t see very well , hip and knees ache and creak , cold weather and wind affect me more now but I still love shooting and hope to shoot until I die. Started shooting in 1967.

From: Billy Knight
Date: 18-Nov-22




Used to be hard to go slow still hunting, not an issue now.

From: Moleman1
Date: 18-Nov-22

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You know you're getting old when nearly all the hair on you're head has migrated to your face.

From: 2 bears
Date: 18-Nov-22




When you nap between steps while still hunting.

From: HEXX
Date: 18-Nov-22




You know when you're getting old when you begin to hunt smarter rather than harder. Just to stay in the game.

From: Darryl/Deni
Date: 18-Nov-22




I have become much more of a recreational shooter now. Hunting is a nice walk in the woods in decent weather now and always later in the morning than it used to be. I find I get to shoot at more squirrels and they are a lot easier to drag out of the woods so that is what I mostly hunt. I still go to shoots but it is more to see old friends than compete so it is just for fun. I started with a bow around 1958 at a young age and just loved it all my life, if anything the love of it has only grown stronger and now at age 70 I think that love of it is what gets me up every day in this crazy world. May be slower but still going

From: tradslinger
Date: 18-Nov-22




when you are sitting inside of the house where it is toasty warm and planning on next year or hoping for a warm front to come.

From: 2FLETCH
Date: 18-Nov-22




Most of my hunting in recent years was with my younger brother. When he past away a couple of years ago I lost a lot of incentive to hunt. Health problems and age (79 yrs.) contributed as well. Hat's off to you guys who continue the hunt into your late seventies and eighties.

From: arlone Professional Bowhunters Society - Associate Member
Date: 18-Nov-22




Last week-end of rifle here, but chilly, so staying home and waiting for the 30 degree weather coming next week. Muzzle loaders start Saturday after Thanksgiving so will have to keep some orange packed. Yes, getting older, but it beats the alternative!

From: Nemophilist
Date: 18-Nov-22

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From: Don T. Lewis
Date: 18-Nov-22




When you start hunting spots your drag out will be down hill or mostly flat!;)

From: Greenstyk
Date: 18-Nov-22




When the deer don’t make as much noise as they used to make.

From: Andy Man
Date: 18-Nov-22




2 Bears and HEXX must be reading my manual - on the same page

From: bluesman
Date: 18-Nov-22




your marking more trees than a buck is in the rut.

and you think an APP is an appetizer.

From: bradsmith2010santafe
Date: 18-Nov-22




when you do more thinking about hunting than actually hunting,,and are ok with that

From: soap creek
Date: 18-Nov-22

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This is where "Marje" and I spend a lot of our time on cold windy days. Her right in front of the wood stove and me working on leather projects.

From: DanaC
Date: 18-Nov-22




When going downhill hurts more than going uphill.

From: Scoop Professional Bowhunters Society - Associate Member
Date: 18-Nov-22




Growing old is knowing you will be two inches short of your anchor point on a cold day.

From: Bassmaster
Date: 18-Nov-22




When you can longer trust a fart, and mean that.

From: Nemophilist
Date: 18-Nov-22

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You know you are getting older when you used to look like the guy on the right and now you look like the guy on the left. "LOL"

From: Nemophilist
Date: 18-Nov-22




Sorry that is used to look like the guy on the left, now look like the guy on the right. "LOL"

From: David Mitchell
Date: 18-Nov-22




When your back goes out and you don't. :o)

From: sagebrush
Date: 18-Nov-22




Use to has a lot of stories and memories

From: iowacedarshooter
Date: 18-Nov-22




one time my hunting buddy and i went to missouri on a deer hunt at -10 ...never do that guys no matter what age you are! 40's next week so LORD willing i'll be back out there!

From: Rick Barbee
Date: 18-Nov-22




When you can no longer pee over an electric fence without getting shocked.

:-D

Rick

From: Nomad Professional Bowhunters Society - Associate Member Compton's Traditional Bowhunters
Date: 18-Nov-22




I hurt morebut I’m out there.

From: Wapiti - - M. S. Compton's Traditional Bowhunters
Date: 18-Nov-22




When it takes 15 minutes to put your hunting boots on. When it takes over1/2 hr to get in a tree stand. When you have to take your pet cat to hear for you & spot deer movement before you can.

From: Box Call 71
Date: 18-Nov-22




Ya get up at 4 ,have coffee,then take a nap.

From: Poppy
Date: 18-Nov-22




Box Call, so true!

From: BigStriper1
Date: 18-Nov-22




Went out today at 6 am, first day of shotgun- muzzleloader season, had one of my muzzleloaders, hunted until dark and saw about 35 deer and never fired a shot. Getting to picky, and don’t need to shoot one that bad either. Should have been Cold but had the Sitka Fanatic outfit and was in a enclosed blind. Pretty enjoyable day at almost 69 years old.

From: eddie c
Date: 18-Nov-22




When you and hunting buddy call or text each other to make sure you're not stranded or hurt several times a day while hunting

From: MCNSC
Date: 18-Nov-22




you pass up a shot on a deer because you’re just too tired to fool with it at the moment.

From: Babysaph Professional Bowhunters Society - Associate Member
Date: 18-Nov-22




Grant you are older than dirt. LOL. But still a good guy. Hope all is well

From: bowhunt
Date: 19-Nov-22




Funny stuff gentleman!

You cant piss without farting.You cant fart without pissing

From: TGbow
Date: 19-Nov-22




Lol..funny stuff. My 18 yr old daughter told me the other day "daddy you're ancient ".

I told her most people my age have grandkids your age..lol

From: Harleywriter
Date: 19-Nov-22




…when the only thing you exercise is caution.

From: rare breed
Date: 19-Nov-22




When the only one who understands you... is your dog...

From: Bushytail Compton's Traditional Bowhunters
Date: 19-Nov-22




When you “don’t give a a rats a$$”. Ya get there when ya get there.

From: PhantomWolf
Date: 19-Nov-22




When you can't decide on an acceptable excuse, besides the cold, why not to go out and finally just say the "H" with it, throw another log in the woodstove and open the bar.

Of course I mean for the late afternoon hunt :^).

From: TGbow
Date: 19-Nov-22




You might be old if you remember when The Rifleman was a running TV series

From: Babysaph Professional Bowhunters Society - Associate Member
Date: 19-Nov-22




I went out this am. Buddy it was cold. I was on the ground. Bout froze to deaf. Don’t take the cold like I use to. Going to be 17 for Monday’s gun opener.

From: Gun Professional Bowhunters Society - Associate Member
Date: 19-Nov-22




When you sprain ur back getting up from the recliner! Good grief! I'm a lot more picky w going out hunting these days too. I'm a far cry from 65-70 days in the field hunting. (more than twice that scouting). Now I hunt smarter and can't take the cold as well.

Mr. Sines - Love that picture!

From: Woods Walker
Date: 19-Nov-22




"You know you are getting older when ????"

You keep clicking on this thread thinking you haven't read it yet, but you have...NUMEROUS times! ICRS in action I guess....

From: TGbow
Date: 19-Nov-22




Lol

From: HEXX
Date: 19-Nov-22




You need to take 1/2 of a Viagra everyday to keep from peeing on your shoes.

From: Box Call 71
Date: 19-Nov-22




Ya wake up with a woodie,and pee and go back to sleep.look forward to getting up a 4 to have coffee and watching the moon and stars on the porch.then a nap then breakfast and the thrill of the pill minder for the day.

From: Batman
Date: 19-Nov-22




Getting so Old that I can't PAY attention ( or anybody else) Hope that Everybody is WELL / WARM / SAFE / COMFORTABLE??? GOOD HUNTING & BLESSED BE!

From: Bob Rowlands
Date: 19-Nov-22




It's like you're slipping the clutch when you take a leak.

From: Krag
Date: 19-Nov-22




What was the question again?

From: pondscum2
Date: 19-Nov-22




when you don't even remember the last time you had something to play with when you woke up. i injured myself swallowing something a while back too. dang throat hurt for a week...

From: Woods Walker
Date: 19-Nov-22




1. When start trying to take all those naps your mother tried to get you to take when you were a kid and didn't!

2. When your get up and go, got up and went!

From: DanaC
Date: 20-Nov-22




There's a joke about an older retiree who decides to go back to work. At the job interview the young Personnel Dept. guy asks the usual questions and comes to, "What do you think is your biggest weakness?"

The old guy says, "My honesty."

The young guy says, "I don't think honesty is a weakness."

Old guy replies, "Kid, I don't give a **** what you think!"

If you remember this joke tomorrow you ain't that old ;-)

From: Box Call 71
Date: 21-Nov-22




When ya see a pic of you holding the great grand daughter and you think,man I look old.white hair and beard.yea,the years catches up with ya.

From: redheadlover
Date: 21-Nov-22




You remember waking up stiff was a good thing.

You're thankful for not being a stand Hunter.

From: Box Call 71
Date: 21-Nov-22




Yea, now getup and pee,then pile back under the covers.

From: N Y Yankee
Date: 21-Nov-22




You get applications from AARP every other day in the mail

From: blind squirrel Compton's Traditional Bowhunters
Date: 21-Nov-22




When you tell a story about an old guy you talked to and correct yourself and say fellow old guy

From: Box Call 71
Date: 21-Nov-22




When your at a parade and you stand and render a salute at a passing American flag, and most of these hipsters won’t even stand up.im older and a veteran,and older.im honored and older and still salute my flag.

From: Box Call 71
Date: 21-Nov-22




Also I’ve told some of these hipsters to stand up for a flag coming by.some have said what has this flag ever done for me.well I’ve held back from beating these hipsters asses and getting the local police getting me.well some have respect for this country,but the rest,well move elsewhere.same as these primodonna sports figures .

From: Woods Walker
Date: 21-Nov-22




Too bad they can't take the legs from those ungrateful scum and give them to the veterans who lost theirs defending this country!

I admire your patience Dan, I don't think I have that much!

From: 2Wild Bill
Date: 21-Nov-22




You know you are getting older when ????

TOMORROW, the answer is tomorrow.

From: TrapperKayak
Date: 21-Nov-22




By the time you get it out, half the pee is down your leg. That didnt happen when I was young.

From: Yellah Nocks
Date: 21-Nov-22




I truly realized that I had crossed a certain aging line when it dawned on me that the Swedish Bikini Team, or, for that matter, ANY pretty young lady....wasn't interested in dating me. I was just the "grampy guy" in the jeans without a butt fillin' em. Peein' is now more of a process than a short event, and that is AFTER prostate surgery. The first time you thought it was gas but wasn't is also an eye opener.

But, I truly think when you just don't give a rat's heinie when you leave the house 'cause you are not gonna look any better(or any worse) than you do then....THAT is the teeeeny tiiiiny tripwire none of us noticed that slipped by.

From: Woods Walker
Date: 21-Nov-22




You get approached in a bar by a "working girl" who tells you..."I'll anything you want for $500.00." So you tell her...

"GREAT! Paint my house!"

From: Bowcrazytw
Date: 21-Nov-22




When those words that you use to know better than to say, are said before you know it. That was an indication for me. Amongst all the other symptoms mentioned above. More aches and pains every day in places that you didn't know could hurt. Yeah it's grand!! HA HA HA

From: Nemah
Date: 21-Nov-22




It’s much more comfortable for me to get up, get dressed, and sit in my den with a cozy fire and a cup of hot coffee than to lay in bed and hurt from back pain, neck pain, and leg cramps. The problem is this is the 4th mattress we’ve tried this year....my wife loves it, but it’s actually painful for me to sleep on it. I’m fine once I get up and moving, but nights are painful. So it goes..... Richard

From: stilldub
Date: 21-Nov-22




When your workout routine consists of doodley squats.

From: cobra
Date: 22-Nov-22




Paint my House...Doodleysquats...you guys are killing me here!

From: ahunter76
Date: 22-Nov-22

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I started in 1956 so I bowhunt wiser now. Afternoons & temps 32 or ABOVE.

From: Woods Walker
Date: 22-Nov-22




You tell someone, "I don't give a *&^%$# what you think"...and really MEAN IT!

From: Rick Barbee
Date: 22-Nov-22




By some of y'all's logic - I've been old all my life. LOL

Rick

From: Batman
Date: 22-Nov-22




The PAINT MY HOUSE was a RIOT!

From: Donut
Date: 22-Nov-22




When you've reached the point where you're honest and wise enough to accept the fact that you're getting (are) old.

From: Krueger Compton's Traditional Bowhunters
Date: 23-Nov-22




Woods Walker do you by chance still have her number? Hahaha

From: 4FINGER
Date: 23-Nov-22

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When the 30yr old who lives in your mind/body realizes he’s 68…4finger

From: TrapperKayak
Date: 23-Nov-22

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You've been to Alaska 6 times becuase its so darn far away and anything but easy to get to even by air...Takes an old guy to have accomplished that when you're from NY State.

From: MStyles
Date: 24-Nov-22




You know you’re getting older when you realize that sometime last night while you slept, you hurt yourself.

From: Driver
Date: 24-Nov-22




People don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up.

From: Woods Walker
Date: 24-Nov-22




But all this being said, NEVER forget that.....

"Growing old is inevitable, but growing UP is optional!"

So when someone tells you to, "Act your age", just say that you can't, because you've never been this old before! ;-)

From: MStyles
Date: 24-Nov-22




I believe it’s sad when someone loses their inner 15 yr old. I’ve kept mine on a short leash.

From: Two-more-steps
Date: 24-Nov-22




When the Officer ask you, "Do you know where you're going?" instead of, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

From: Box Call 71
Date: 24-Nov-22




When you was a kid,ya always wondered why dad and your uncles always unfastened thier belts and pants and hit the easy chairs after thanksgiving meal,and snoozed.now I know.

From: Codjigger
Date: 25-Nov-22




George Burns said it well...the four phases of a man sinking into senility..." First you forget the names, then you forget the faces, next you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull it down!! I'm on stage three myself. Codjigger

From: Batman
Date: 25-Nov-22




Some funny stuff here and a LOT of it is all too true!

From: Bob Rowlands
Date: 25-Nov-22




Codjigger I'm at stage one forget names. Big time. Happens ALL the blasted time now. I was driving over to turkey dinner yesterday, trying to come up with the name of a friends daughter. Mile after mile, nothing. DAMMIT BOB!! Suddenly remembered it. GABBY! OK I got it. GABBY! GABBY! GABBY! And then she never showed. lol

From: MStyles
Date: 25-Nov-22




The Leatherwall is great and funny place!

From: Codjigger
Date: 25-Nov-22




B0b..do you remember if there was cranberry sauce with the turkey!!?

From: Will tell
Date: 25-Nov-22




You know your old when you find a talking frog. The frog said “ kiss me and I’ll turn into a beautiful woman who’ll fulfill all your fantasies.”

I think I’d rather have a talking frog. : )

From: Box Call 71
Date: 25-Nov-22




Getting old and having a gangrenous gall bladder emergency removed.yea the fun that follows with the IBS and the green apple quick step keeps ya on your toes.another reason against coveralls.

From: hunterbob
Date: 25-Nov-22




When you read all these and have to go pee right away.

From: TrapperKayak
Date: 25-Nov-22




You post on here more than once a month. :)

From: PhantomWolf
Date: 26-Nov-22




When you start the water running in the sink and automatically you need to pee :^).

From: Woods Walker
Date: 26-Nov-22




...and then you FORGET that you left the darn water running!

But then again, that's what the wife's for, to REMIND you that you forgot...AGAIN!!

From: Red Beastmaster
Date: 26-Nov-22




The ground gets further away each year. I used to bend over to pick up a penny. It's got to be at least a 5$ bill now or it's just not worth the effort.

From: Nemophilist
Date: 26-Nov-22

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You know you're getting older when the latest and greatest bows lose interest with you, and you gravitate towards the vintage bows you remember when you were younger and just started into archery.

From: 4FINGER
Date: 26-Nov-22

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You start to relate...4finger

From: HEXX
Date: 26-Nov-22




When your wife tells you to transfer from the savings to the checking so a check won't

bounce and you say O.K...... well you can guess the rest (?).

From: Batman
Date: 26-Nov-22




We should collect THESE for a BOOK? Like they did for Murphy's Law?

From: Mr.Strongbow
Date: 26-Nov-22




When you make a cup of coffee at 9:30 at night just to stay awake until 10.

From: PhantomWolf
Date: 27-Nov-22




When I discovered yesterday that my truck registration expired Oct. 31st! First time that's ever happened.

I'll be heading to our town hall bright & early tomorrow morning.

Funny, I've never missed checking the Wall twice every day for years :^).

From: trad_bowhunter1965 Professional Bowhunters Society - Associate Member Compton's Traditional Bowhunters
Date: 27-Nov-22




I am still in denial even though I am retiring in January 38 years on the job.

From: Box Call 71
Date: 27-Nov-22




When you usally pee at 4 am,but don’t get out of bed till 5am.yea,enjoy the warmth.

From: Box Call 71
Date: 27-Nov-22




Or when ya remember the pot at the bottom of the stairs,so you didn’t have to go to the cold scary out house at nite.

From: Codjigger
Date: 27-Nov-22




We had a pot under the bed when we were kids, now I'm back to it again since I became an octogenarian!! Jigger

From: Woods Walker
Date: 27-Nov-22




My wife and I did some shopping this afternoon, I was driving. We came out of one store, and I used my car keys to open the car door with. Then I got in, sat down, buckled up and then started to look for the keys so I could start the car. I checked the consol, my pockets and no key. I'm getting aggravated when I see my wife look at me with the "WTH" expression on her face. She doesns't say a word, but points at the ignition....key was in it!

Apparently the wheel was turned just enough that I couldn't see it, but it was ME that put it in there in the first place! Good thing my butt is attached to me or I'd lose that too!!!

From: David
Date: 02-Dec-22




You wonder why all the traffic is going so fast then you see you are traveling at half the speed limit and its rush hour ,everyone is going to work

From: 30pt buck
Date: 02-Dec-22




You know you’re getting up there when you can’t remember if you are wiping your butt or washing your face. !!!! lol. !! N

From: JMartin
Date: 02-Dec-22




First deer hunt, took all my stuff for a two day hunt in a cardboard Miller Beer box. Nowadays it takes everything I can stuff in a 3/4 ton pickup to go overnight!

From: Bigdog 21
Date: 02-Dec-22




When you drive 20 miles to get home but only remember the first 5.

From: Tradmike Professional Bowhunters Society - Qualified Member Compton's Traditional Bowhunters
Date: 02-Dec-22




U know your old when 1. U have to pay people to hunt with u. 2. Your favor piece of hunting equipment is your 4 wheeler. 3. When your wife wants to know were u are hunting. 4. U ask your grandson how to use a GPS. 5. When your trees stand is 8' off the ground. 6. When grandkids are shooting a heavier # than u are. 7. Your favorite time to hunt is based on the temperature. 8. U can't were to many pants for fear of peeing in your pants.

From: David McLendon
Date: 02-Dec-22




When you wipe your rear and dry your bawlz.

Never pass up a restroom.

Never waste morning wood.

Never, and I mean NEVER trust a fart.

From: bowhunt
Date: 03-Dec-22




When your hunting from the ground and you feel like your getting too high up.

When you have 3 safety belts on up the tree 8 ft high.

When your not back at dark and they send the rescue team.

When your tree stand has a porta potty for a seat

When you can only hunt early october above 70 degrees or you cant pull your 30 pounder to full draw.

When the only part of the deer you can eat is the deer tenderlion ground.You gum it to death before swallowing

From: offtheshelf
Date: 03-Dec-22




When you tell your kids, " I remember when this was a two lane road."

From: Foggy Mountain
Date: 03-Dec-22




Pretty simple if you ask me. When you’re younger you can’t figure why your uncle won’t hunt in this tropical storm, on a real windy day, etc etc . Now you can’t figure why anyone would want to on a low odds deal. Wood stove is now your best friend.

Old ladies are over the hill when they start dieing their hair blue. You see a car with all blue hairs it’s either some punk rockers headed to a concert or the senior lady group going to bingo. Old guys pull their pant waist up to their nipples. Look in the mirror boys, can ya even see that far?

From: Box Call 71
Date: 06-Dec-22




Found out today,when a piss urge hits ya and your doing yard can’t make it to the bathroom.well,let it fly or get a wet pants crotch.





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