Reading posts on the Wall, you’d think Jimmy was a god, Ron actually kills deer, Jeffer owns Canada, George knows everything and so on. You’d think everyone was like Rick Barbee and has never misses. You see one bogus group after another, and hear about the STAR method. Yet, there is hardly a single deer taken that isn’t bush-whacked, in cowardly fashion, from a tree or pop-up blind. If you actually meet some of these greater than thous, I guarantee you’ll find yourself in the midst of a gas-passing buffoon! I’m saying you’re not as good as you think. I’m saying most of you are all talk. You’re probably sitting at home with a mail-order bride, when you should be out learning the sport. I’m going to offer a few suggestions:

1. Learn how to sharpen your knives and broadheads, because they’re as dull as your intellect on a good day.

2. Take a bath and quit passing gas and maybe you won’t have to hunt from a tree.

3. Learn how to shoot at more than 15 yards and maybe deer will stop ducking your arrows and you won’t have to shoot from a tree.

There. I’m going back to bed. I couldn’t sleep due to a telescope obsession.

Joe

"has never missed"

Well. Frisky definitely got his panties in a wad over something....

WTH

? saw his Moon? with the telescope creators?

WOW. Go Frisky.

Come on, CROW...don't encourage him!!!

At least the aforementioned gentlemen don't harvest their deer after they have been hit by a truck....just sayin'

He must have found a sale on some cheap beer.

Frisky needs a stiff drink and relax.

Frisky mic drop. Haha

Well at least Frisky left us average Joe hunters alone!

We all know he is the Holy Grail of Hunters anyway!

For 3 nights in a row now, I've eaten cornbread covered with stewed red beans, cabbage, and tatters. All sprinkled with a healthy dose of Louisiana hot sauce.

YES, I'm pretty gassy, AND the Wife says I may have missed the toilet a couple times in this time frame.

One things for sure - I currently have an explosive personality.

8^)

Rick

The winters must be awfully long back in frozen tundra land how else could you come up with this s,,,,,uff.

Joe, you consistently violate rule number 3. Shawn

I'm thankful all I post are turkey photos and know he can't get down on a guy that kills turkeys with a struggle stik..

Been my experience as an retired educator that meds run out between the 16th and the 22nd. Coincidence?

4) hunt the road ditch 5) if the road kill passes the sniff test eat it

So if you don't pass gas do you look like a blimp over time?

I think we need to get Frisky back to the doctor. I think they need to adjust his meds again.

When Frisky passes away, I'm leaving the wall. Anybody have a picture of him?

Frisky is just suffering some anxiety attacks from frustration.

When you are like a hairless mouse (like him), it gets frustrating when trying to show off your so called "sharp" knives & broadheads.

8^)

Rick

You forgot me Frisky......I'm like Raymond....EVERYBODY loves me!

Frisky, You make me smile!

Frisky, Does that mean our Wyoming Antelope Bowhunt is off?

Are you eating weeds this week Frisky?

I('m not nearly as good as I think

Please cut us a little slack Frisky. We don't have the Holey Grail and have to do something to make up for that great short coming. Hope you got your nap out. >>>-----> Ken

....

I think i'd enjoy meeting you Frisky.

Did I post this? I must have been posting in my sleep. Anyway, I agree with most of it. This season, I'm gonna start shooting at longer ranges so deer quit ducking my arrows. I think that's what I had in mind here. This last deer was at a few feet and didn't duck at all. Of course, he couldn't get up.

Joe

I'd love to meet you. I think you'd like me ;-). I ain't half bad if I say so myself. Rod is my buddy...you'd like him too.

Jimmy- You have to be mentioned to stir the pot. Anyway, I've been getting PMs of late from people who have witnessed epic misses by the greats. Just be thankful you're numbered among the greats! Most of us remain nestled in the arms of mediocrity.

Joe

Oh, I'll be the first to openly admit that I've missed many deer and many targets. We all miss. The key is reducing the percentage of misses over the years. That's the definition of progress.

I also think my intellect comment was out of line. I think most Leatherwallers try to approach this sport with intelligence and reason. The problem is too many shortcuts are taken, in place of plain old hard work.

Joe

Frisky, don't know what you're looking at but you need to put that telescope away.

LOL - Frisky - I have been frequenting these rendezvous and primitive gatherings for years. I've met some of the most talented, smart, intellectually gifted people on the planet in buckskins chipping rock! That's a fact.

I try to avoid this kind of rant but Frisky you have now crossed the line. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE WRONG WITH A MAIL ORDER BRIDE ?

I don't have a problem with mail order brides. I'd like to pick one up. Crookedstix blasted me good for suggesting he get one of them. He's the one who insists they're beneath the dignity of a bowhunter.

Joe

I thought Frisky was suffering from that Chinese disease. Lackanookie!

Said it before, and I'll say it again...I'VE NEVER MISSED!!!

Passed a few up high...and a few low...but NEVER missed...

One of the most intellegent men ive known sat in his little shop with his black oil and whatever all over his face and all. He sat there and built custom muzzeloaders and taught others the craft. He was well known all over the country. Mr. John Eder of flintlocks Inc. Was a pharma cist by trade.

Frisky raises the needle more than anyone since Kingwouldbe quit posting on the Leatherwall. Ratings!!

I used to work with a guy who would argue with everyone else every day that wrastlin' is real...The guys would argue with him is all seriousness. He was the sharpest guy in the group and got a kick out of people being too dumb to realize he was screwing with them.

Frisky, does your neighbors know that your telescope is pointed at their house?

LL- If I had good looking neighbors, I'd get a really powerful spotting scope. However, all I have are MTQuiver types. MT has his eye on one of them, the walrus lady and her filthy dog.

Joe

Coo Coo Ca Choo! Looks like there might be competition for the crazy cat lady. Got any pictures? - John

These first-world problems are heartwrenching at times.

Bad day at work, obviously needed a good laugh. Thanks Frisky. :-D BTW- your snow will melt soon and you can go outside and get some fresh air. And the spotting scope comment, kinda Creepy Joe. I'd like to think my neighbors don't try to intentionally watch me IN MY HOME.

-Bones

Some people who say stuff like Frisky are funny, but some just say stupid stuff to get attention. Personally, I don't think Frisky is funny.

Dry Bones- I was only joking. I have really good binoculars and have never focused them on a house! Unless there was a bird on the roof or something.

Sipsey- When are you gonna realize I don't care what you think? LOL! Nothing I say is meant to be funny. I'm 100% serious at all times. Think about that. You get so disgusted with me, because you think I'm trying to be funny, and I'm dead serious.

Joe

I mean, I joke a little bit but mainly am serious. You just oppose what I'm saying, and that's ok. That's your right.

Joe

Frisky certainly is a serious fellow. Y'all think about it.

"If you actually meet some of these greater than thous, I guarantee you’ll find yourself in the midst of a gas-passing buffoon!"

That would get you kicked off a lot of sites. I think it is pretty cool how some of those mentioned rolled with it.

LOL! Actually, I had MTQuiver in mind.

Joe

@ Frisky

Is the walrus lady a mail order bride who photoshopped her application picture?

Michael

Norland- The walrus and I don't get along. I don't even like her dog. I feel sorry for it and give it treats, as it just sits by the fence, all day, with no attention. Still, it terrorizes my cats! Today, I ordered it to leave the cats alone. It finally complied, so I gave it a big slab of turkey, lol! The cats got mad at me. They hate that dog. Then, I find out MT knows the dog's name and probably kind of likes the walrus! I won't speak to her. She threatened my cats one time too many.

Joe

Frisky, you wouldn't be able to hunt in the south. Cause we have laws that forbid folks from hunting 50 feet from roads.

I have a cousin who used to be a big time rancher. He got him one of them mail order Russian brides.

She is now the proud owner of a 4000 acre working ranch in East Texas. Him, well last we heard he was panhandling for his breakfasts on the walmart parking lots.

Rick

My adopted older brother is a nuclear engineer with a doctorate degree. He spent 10 years working on the Johnson Atoll, and is now working somewhere in the Middle East for the government. He has had 5 mail order brides from South Korea and Taiwan. As soon as they become Americanized and no longer wait on him hand and foot he dumps them. No lie. He is brilliant, very rich, but definitely strange. We hear from him every two or three years.

Just say it Jeff. :-)

dont feel bad for them Lawdy they mostly are angling to become American citizens

One of my buds has been going to the Ukraine on a regular basis for some gorgeous mail order brides. Once they learn English they realize what a dork he is then dump him.

Real men will scream during the shot while aiming low instinctively which takes away the element of surprise when the deer ducks - everyone knows this!

Uhuh, nope. I remember what my grandma told me ...... JF

I can always tell by using NOAA if it is a good enough night to see galaxies and planetary nebulae, it is when the satellite shot has us in at least a charcoal grey, the problem being that it seems that there is always a big fat moon on those same nights. When I shoot at game, whether flying, running or sitting, it is up to it is up to the astrological gods of the cosmos to get that animal in front of my arrow before it gets there. I have never killed any game from a tree stand or a blind. The world needs a few Friskys, considering the major politcal civil war that is going on. Oh wait, I forgot we are all suppose to be deaf, dumb and blind to all that is obvious.

Mail order brides? Really? That is nothing more than a cloak covering the sex slave industry. There is absolutely nothing funny about that.

Let's see some frisky moose and bear kills.

Lol Jeff

Frisky, next time you look at the galaxy, see if uranis is out of tiller.

Oh contraire!!! They were in love. No sex slave industry there.

I never display my kills for public consumption. I eat my kills.

Joe

JUST HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU ALL HE'S ALL NIPPED UP!!!!!!!!!!

Poor Joes so far up cat lady fur he don't know what to say next to get himself in more trouble.

All one can do is feel sorry for him. The legend all right the other white man all cat nipped up.

Telescope you looking for your brothers in space to come back and get you? They dropped you off years ago and said lets ditch Frisky and leave him on earth.LOL

Frisky, now that is my line.

Us poor boys killed to eat we didn't have cameras.

Landshark Launcher, that is a good one.

Just humor him folks, no one else will have him so this is the only place he can talk to other people.

As for your information Frisky,.... Jimmy is a god, Ron does more than kill deer, Jeffer does own Canada, and I don't think you want to mess with George when it comes to knowledge on archery, and I've never seen Mr. Barbee miss.

One more thing, if you ever get out into the woods more than ten feet off the road, Ron is a master with his bow. so you had better not fluff his bear skin or we might see frisky covered bow limbs instead of snake skin....uuuummmmmmm! might not be any difference.

Better stop, I'm just getting started don't want to fluff Friskys chicken feathers.........RonG

All I can tell ya is I got a PM by someone who was present when Ron missed the side of a house at 10 feet. What does that tell ya about the others?

Joe

If your not missing your not shooting but on the other hand Frisky shoots so much crap he needs a litter box. All nipped up.

Only thing poor boy Joe shoots straight on is broke back animals laying on the ground and even then he shot a few arrows.

There's an awful amount of missing sentences in this thread from posters? Some how they got Tommy hawked.LOL

Don't tell you anything about others since you make things up. Is this to be blamed on the nip weed bed you don't know the difference on.LOL

We use to have a cat, I was allergic to it, somebody tossed it out of car window where we deer hunt. I planted catnip at the ends of our flower beds to keep the cat on the yard. What it did was to draw in every cat in town. One day the cat lady on the block was on my yard taking a catnip bath of her own. She is single other than the 13 cats that live with her.

LOL! The cops visited a local cat lady and asked to look in the attic. She screamed, "What do think I have up there? A catnip operation!" The truth be told, I'm as disgusted with cat ladies as I am with Ron missing the side of a house at 10 feet.

Joe

Joe please take a picture of your nose we want to see how long it grew? LOL

Your disgusted with Cat lady tell that to kids who don't know any different. LOL

All you talk about is her.LOL

Your way into their house is thought talking about cats. You go in and they put spells on you. You can't see it only we can.

I could mis a house also and its a good thing if I mis the cat I'm shooting at next to the house.LOL

Frisky eats brown bear? Let's see the pics. Spot and stalk and no bait. Like a real man.

If I ever bear hunt, Im gonna take one in the spirit of Fred Bear! No sissy treestands and bait barrels for this guy!

Joe

That is the way to hunt Joe.

I have never used them either, I just tie up my annoying neighbor and pour honey all over him and wait for the bears to come, I let the bears have their way for a little while before I get one. you know, even the bear deserves a last meal.

Ron- That's the way to get it done. I'll tell you one thing, RymanCat is no bear hunter. Take away a tree stand and bait and a guide that puts him next to a bear petting zoo, and he has nothing going for him.

Joe

You guys are all scared of bears? Heck, a few years ago my wife punched one in the nose when it stuck his head into the tent.

I always thought bears could climb trees, I wouldn't be up there when one came up after me, there is no place to go.

dean, I'm glad you are married to her, you don't give her much guff do you.....LOL!

Really Joe whens the last time you had a bear stick his head in the blind with you. The other guys said they wouldn't be on the ground with one. Was thinking what are they afraid? Welp after that bear acted up I plainly saw what could go wrong quickly.

I said Lord if today I die I'm ready bring it on.LOL

I herd the other guys say they would kick the bear off when the bear came up and was thinking maybe better on ground. Didn't realize the black hole looked like another bear.

I did get a bowie knife since you can't have spray or guns up there.

Maybe I should take some nip with me it will work on skeeters and I can be high like Frisky.

I hop[e to be in a tree this year this way can see them coming rather than one shows up and stick his head in blind to say hello. Guess I could take change of under ware too out with me.LOL

Ummm, never mind. JF

Thank you Joe I don't feel so bad now.You have lost the plot more than me I reckon. OSR

Joe what do you do with your catnip? do you rub it all over your body like the cat lady across the street, do you stick in your lip, or maybe smoke it? Also, does it help with arthritis? I have been told it is good for hemorrhoids, but I don't have that problem.

These catnip responses are just crafty ways to change the subject of this thread. I'm saying you guys aren't that hot of shooters is all. I'm saying you're all bravado and bluff!

Joe

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