Last night I went out to make a mock scrape and put a camera on it to see what might be in the area. I scraped the ground with my rake and got out my buck pee. I held it up to my nose to get a whiff and see how fresh it was, so I squeezed the bottle a little. BIG MISTAKE. I hit the middle of my nose and my mustache with deer pee. It was dripping off my upper lip. I couldn't wipe it off fast enough. Washed a couple times when I got home and put my wife's smelly stuff over it, still smelled it the rest of the night. Yuck!!! Sad part is, it's not the first time I've done something similar. Any of you do anything stupid like that?

Hope the camera snapped your picture and preserved the look on your face. And we're gonna need to see it!

MP

Had a buddy that spilled a large bottle of deer lure in a '72 Barracuda. We rejoiced when he totaled it. (no one got hurt)

But no, I haven't inhaled any.

2nd seeing that pic!

Watch your back end while walking to the stand...those bucks can be kinda sneaky. LOL

When I use to use skunk spray back in the day, I only had to use it once for the week. I was good for the rest of the week or more.

I heard of a pot head in high school putting it in his eyes thinking it was Visine!

No, but MP x2 :)

The wife took a deep hit of that cute little bottle I was storing in the frig, raccoon cover scent. I almost died laughing, because I was laughing. I still giggle to think of it.

lol got a good laugh out of this! It reminded me of the time I was cleaning frogs and when I chopped the legs off of one, he squirted black nasty frog crap into my mouth. Hands down the worst thing I have ever tasted. The Only thing I had available to wash my mouth out with was half of a warm beer. My dad still gives me crap about it.

I use to sell pepper gas among other personal protection items. I got some higher % capsicum, Home Defense, one lb. cannisters. I would always get a trial cannister to try out in a closed area to see for myself how potent it was. That way I could tell someone exactly what to expect. I flipped off the safety in my garage and squeezed the trigger gently to release just a little puff. It didn't work that way. I hadn't read the instructions. The cannister's were set up to release one, full, measured amount. There wasn't a way to release "just a little". WOW! I got the full blast in my garage and I couln't react fast enough, cover my eyes and nose and get out of there. I was out of commision (gagging, coughing, choking, eyes watering)for the next hour. Afterwards, I was able to clear out the garage a little bit at a time. The next day, you still couldn't walk into the garage when it was closed.

That is FUNNY! I hope the smell has subsided.

T4

I have not. And hope not to. Whew!

It'll wear off in a few weeks. How does one identify freshness of doe pee by sniffing it?

Shortly after getting married, I bought a bottle of fox pee scent. Before my new wife got home, I was sitting on our new couch and lifted the spout to see what it smelled like. Seems the bottle was under some pressure and I got a nice mist of fox pee all over our couch....

OUCH! You guys have got to be careful with those various scents! Wives will make You sleep on the couch or even in the car??? Kinda like that old Brylcream (spelling) commercial " A little Dab will Do Yuh!"

My question is how would you know if it was bad? At what point does "good" deer pee cross that line to a noticeable difference between good and bad?

Ahhh... fox pee. I love the smell of that stuff. Between trapping, raising ranch fox and having a few for pets, it brings back a lot of good memories.

About 30 years ago I got back in from an evening hunt and my wife was putting dinner on the table and I knocked a full large glass bottle of Tink's 69 on to the floor under the table. After the long cleanup dinner was thrown out and it cost me a dinner out. Luckily it broke on a tile floor,not on carpet cause it still stunk for days!

Never did that yet but got a good whiff few times to often. LOL

I know a guy who told me he put deer lure in his hair to cover his scent. I didn't believe him,but he insisted that he does it. I told him he was nuts.

I remember a long time ago, I wanted to see what buck lure smelled like so I unscrewed the cap and put it to my nose. (glass bottle, no squeeze) Took a big sniff, turned around and puked my lunch right there in the woods. Fun. Remember the two part skunk scent cover scent Cabela's used to sell? Hmmm.....

No but i got a good laugh, I probably would have started a new mustache last night!

No but i got a good laugh, I probably would have started a new mustache last night!

Used to take that 2 part skunk scent to work when certain co-workers were being a pain in the arse. I'd wait til they went to the bathroom, then sneak in and wait for them to get settled in. Put a couple drops on a tissue, and throw it under the stall. Don't think anybody ever figured out who was doing it, and it sure cleared out the restroom in a hurry.

MP

cant say i did that. but years ago we had a little deer park at a local tavern near by. there was a 20 inch 10 pointer in there, so one day i stopped with my son to look at the buck. it was in october, so as i was getting out of the truck, i noticed a squeeze bottle of doe in heat on the dash. well my son begged me for a quarter to buy some corn out of the corn machine that was there for the tourists to feed the deer. well as old bucky was eating corn, i thought i would give him a little shot of doe pee to see how he would react. well i squeezed a little to hard, and a solid stream of doe pee went right up his nostril. that buck did a double back flip, a took off snorting and blowing like you wouldnt believe. i told the son, we better go before the owners spot us. i still think i ruined that buck as far as lady deer go. my son still laughs about that day. randy

Once my youngest son when he was about 3yrs old got a hold of a can of buck bomb and activated it in the house! Ugh MOMMA wasn't happy! Lol

Ok, the toddler with the buck bomb made me snort! Good stories all. I'll share two. Once upon a time I used to work at Gander Mt. Walking from guns to fishing I went by the archery department, took one whiff, and called the custodian. Somebody had dropped a bottle of cover scent. Before it was over the ventilation system shared the love with the whole store.

A couple years ago, a bunch of us were in my basement getting geared up to hunt. Our buddy pulls out a Buck Bomb and mockinly points it at us. We all kinda laughed until he cut loose with it! There were numerous choice words and people diving for cover until we realized the air smelled of vanilla! He made a rapid retreat after that!

Never had anything happen like that before.Pretty funny stuff

Well this isn't quite what the OP was asking......but close, AND funny....

Many years ago my buddy and I would take the last week of October and camp right on the farm where we deer hunted and spend the week bowhunting. One year we started getting this other fellow involved who was an avid outdoorsman/fisherman but just a novice hunter. He REALLY wanted to fit in and be part of our group. He was more than willing to do camp chores or whatever.

One evening the "new guy" and me went to hunt 2 stands we had set up along the edge of a beanfield. I was going to hunt the closer of the two and he was going another 100 yards up the field. This was WAAAAY back when Skunk Skreen was the latest "gotta have it" gizmo.

I set two cotton balls out with the 2 parts of the Skunk Skreen on it and then he walked on over to his stand. He came back just at dark so we could walk back to camp and when he got there I was still in the tree, so he asked me if there was anything he could do. I told him to wring out the cotton balls with the Skunk Skreen in them and put them back in the .35mm canisters I had for them.

He started to walk towards where the cotton balls were when he realized I was pulling his chain so he told me where and how I could put those cotton balls. At that moment he officially became a "camp member"!

About 15 years ago I placed a bottle of 4X4 in the kitchen microwave to thaw it out before hunting, and stepped away just for a second before I forgot about it. The bottle exploded, blew the microwave door open, and sprayed hot 4X4 all over the kitchen. I'll never live down that one!

No, I'm not that stupid.

Good thing it wasn't "Doe in Heat lure"...........

Many years ago I was helping a friend clean a deer he had brought into camp. Back then, we always cut the glands off a deer's back legs. I picked up the gland with my thumb and forefinger and sliced it away with my knife. A few minutes later, I made the mistake of picking my nose. I had deer pee smell in my nose for a couple of days. I now use surgical gloves when field dressing deer.

Best smelling deer lure I ever used was Brumham brothers...Burnham Brothers...That stuff was attract all kinds of animals besides deer.

"Any of you do anything stupid like that?"

I have done a truck load of stupid stuff.

But not anything like that 8^)

Waste of money, deer pee is every where.

I had a bottel of Bucks buck lure in my pants pocket it was the glandular thick stuff, my wife washed my pants and then threw them in the dryer the top came off in the dryer wow did I catch It! I once put a bottle of coyote pee on the dash of my truck during trapping season this one didnt have trapping anti freeze in it and it froze the bottle broke and most of it, the concentrated part ran down the defroster vents.

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